Du vet att du har varit i Sverige för länge när:

The fact that all of the "v's" and the "w's" are together in the phone directory seems right.

"No comment" becomes a conversation strategy.

You have undergone a transformation:
a: you accept blodkorv as food
b: you accept surströmming as food
c: you accept alcohol as food
d: you accept

A sharp intake of breath has become part of your vocabulary, as has the sound ”Jah hahh”

Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay

You know that more than three channels means cable.

Having to book seat numbers at a cinema makes perfect sense. And you sit in your booked seat even if there are only 2 other people there and your seat is in the front row, on the side.

When a stranger asks you a question in the streets, you think it's normal to just keep walking, saying nothing.

You've been engaged for four years and don't have any plans to get married.

You've become lactose intolerant.

You think that riding a bicycle in the snow is a perfectly sensible thing to do.

You understand that when a colleague asks you out for "a drink," it will probably be a long night with a severe hangover the next day.

When offered a bottle of beer the first thing you look at is the alcoholic percentage.

You will squeeze past somebody rather than say excuse me.

People buy you a drink in November because they remember when you bought them one in March.

You think nothing of spending all day at IKEA looking for a piece of furniture and then spending the whole next day putting it together.

You would never ever even consider using a metal knife on the butter.

Someone cuts you off on the freeway and instead of giving them the finger, you simply mumble "eedeeyout" under your breath.

You can use bra, fart, and slut in the same sentence without giggling.

England, Scotland and Wales can all be called England.

You only leave the country to stockpile cheap alcohol.

You feel a certain sense of pride when you see Swedish people in films or on foreign TV shows.

When someone asks you "Hi, how are you?" you actually take time out to explain how you are.

You are accustomed to every other front page headline in Expresson or Aftonbladet being about some food/drink/activity being dangerous for your health.

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